A Lover’s Christmas List; Top Five Things to Do in December

 T’was the month of November, when gratitude was exchanged throughout the house, families feasted with gluttony and rejoiced with their spouse. The Christmas trees stood tall, completely bare, awaiting for the ornaments and other Christmas decorations to prepare.

The single life is boring with everything lingering in our heads, mistletoe romance, snow angels and rose petals across our beds. I believe I am ready to move on from all this crap, my heart is set to follow life’s mysterious road map. After six years of looking, I thought it didn’t really matter, I have a four year degree, I’m spontaneous and I didn’t get any fatter. I work with family to earn some cash, while my heart is still open from the cheater’s vicious slash.

A lover’s Christmas list is compiled below, the top five things you should do from inside to out in the snow. If you are single, please don’t fear, everything you see planned for this month will still sound great, my dear.

Honestly, I would love to continue that parody. However, I must continue to express the core message of this post. Perfectly transitioned into the holiday spirit, this post is dedicated for those who wish to spice up their love life whether they are currently in a fun, stabilized  relationship or willing to find someone with no strings attached Christmas benefits. I could never compile a list like this one with a numerical order of significance. I do believe we should start off from the beginning of December and move on to something more intimately rewarding at the end. We should all reconsider this month to take an advantage of these ideas and recreate explorative opportunities with loved ones. Whether this will be an incentive to enhance relationships or continue to maintain the strength of many, please relax, have fun, and stay warm.

Do you love the smell of freshly cut Christmas trees? Maybe you would rather prefer to admire something artificial with fiber optic features? Well, regardless of the tree, let’s focus on ourselves. The latest trend for the holiday season is to embrace the lights and the kiss that follows.

Save a tree, decorate each other. 

 No, really, this is an extremely bright idea!  Close your eyes, feel the embrace, lips touch and we’re face to face. Put your arms around my waist, the holiday spirit has much more to taste. Eventually, you’ll decorate something together. Whether you have a Charlie Brown tree, a real spruce, or an artificial – have fun before tackling the tree with lights. If you’re celebrating your first Christmas together, this one is recommended! Take your time and be extra careful not to break any of the lights. Release your wild side, but control yourself at the same time! Explore outside the living room! Bring these lights into the bedroom and let loose. If you are stuck with someone who cannot bring themselves down to this level of being intimately playful, lure their inner teen out to play. It’s in there! Be creative and everything will go perfectly fine.

Mistletoe kisses 

Be honest. How many times have you ever kissed under the mistletoe? Plenty? How many people did that entail? Well, did you follow the rules? What? You didn’t know about mistletoe etiquette? According to HowStuffWork.com, all couples must follow the rules:

“The correct mistletoe etiquette is for the man to remove one berry when he kisses a woman. When all the berries are gone, there’s no more kissing permitted underneath that plant. One legend states that a couple who kisses underneath mistletoe will have good luck, but a couple neglecting to perform the ritual will have bad luck. Specifically, it is believed that a couple kissing under the mistletoe ensure themselves of marriage and a long, happy life, while an unmarried woman not kissed under the mistletoe will remain single for another year.”

Well, that might seem intriguing to do some research before your lips exchange a passionate holiday moment. If you would like more history about this romantic ritual, follow the citation at the end of this post.

There’s Snow Way We’re Leaving 

 Are you from New England? Alaska? Somewhere cold? Do you have enough snow for snow angels? If you said yes, great. If not, consider sand angels. Making snow angels solo can be very difficult. There are no extra hands for support to pull you up to make a perfect snow angel. When you have someone, maybe the perfection isn’t all about the angel itself, but it is simply in the kiss. A passionate kiss in the snow might allow your mind to drift off before realizing that you are losing body heat. Well, it was definitely worth the hypothermia! Go after that vulnerably exposed neck for love bites. When you two are caught up in the moment, you might lose track of the time. Don’t stay out too long, frostbites are not fun at all. Would you rather stay inside away from the cold? Try using thermal sleeping bags that can undergo the cold pressures and obligations of staying outside for your loved one and maintaining your warmth. Do you have a few blankets lying around the house? Bring your comforter outside instead! There are so many fun alternatives to embrace the first snow fall of the year. Take a moment out of your busy day, and relax in the innocently white snow.

If you prefer to stay away from the open field of snow, make an igloo together! If you prefer to stay off the snow, try using a tent with lots of blankets. That will work just as great! Whatever you end up doing, just be safe. The cool temperatures can do some harm. Learn basic survival skills to deal with any concerns or situations you may encounter in the extreme cold temperatures. Take your time, enjoy, and don’t rush the moment.

Embrace the snuggling, and exchange the body heat. The closer you are together, the better you will be. Intertwine those legs together, spend quality time with your significant other, and tell them how much they mean to you. Now is your time to put them in the spotlight!

Heat Up the Kitchen 

 Are you feeling Jack Frost’s winter blow across your face? Let’s go inside for more intimate ways to spend quality time together.  One of the first passionately creative ways to have fun this year would involve heating up the kitchen. You are not a lover unless you know how to use your kitchen counters the right way. If you aren’t confident enough to bake homemade cookies, buy the slice and bake. It is completely fine, but the fun will only be limited to simplistic measures. Now, buy the ingredients and take off those clothes! You should leave your bra, panties, and boxers on to create a sexually appealing atmosphere. It may entice something new or spark up your love life by rekindling old flames.  If you make your own holiday cookies, you can lick the excess mess off each other later!

A personal recommendation would be gingerbread stripper cookies! Check those guys out above this paragraph! One dollar at a time, folks! If you are way too enthusiastic about being intimate with each other in the kitchen, pushing the baking aside, grab yourselves two cans of whipped cream! Just imagine whipped cream kisses! Maybe spray some along the side of your desirable neck awaiting for a tongue’s embrace as a sweet sensational moment. Try other places as well! I heard the movie, “Varsity Blues” enticed a trending whipped cream bikini idea! Why not try that out? Maybe you prefer edible underwear or lingerie? Look, as long as you both understand that the quality over the quantity matters the most. Make the holidays an excuse to explore each other’s passionate sides better. Invest some time thinking about creative ways to make sensual foreplay in the kitchen, bedroom or living room with edible alternatives. If you haven’t discussed allergies, now is a great time! Personally, I don’t have any. Feel free to express yourself with me in any way possible. Well, now that you are a hot mess, maybe it is time to take a cold shower?

By now, you should have decorated each other with lights, exchanged in passionate kisses under the mistletoe, and made the most breathtakingly chilly experiences outside. Always remember – if you live in much warmer climates, or never cold enough for snow, learn how to make sand angels. Use the sand as an alternative for snow. Beach dates are always the best for two hopeless romantics. You have successfully made a batch of sensually arousing foreplay in the kitchen, and you have delivered the freshly baked stimulation into the bedroom.

Now, here is the moment you have all been waiting for throughout the post. The last thing you should reconsider on Christmas Day is to play the big man himself, Santa Claus, and the lovely lady should be entitled to become Santa’s little helper. Ladies, Amazon.com has a vast array of Christmas lingerie. You can also check out sexy Santa costumes. Find one that intrigues your mind, arouses your curiosity, and mesmerizes your eyes. During this month, you two have been extremely naughty!  The naughty list is definitely full this year, and you two made the top! Ladies, you are now awaiting Santa’s arrival. Be sure to ask politely for his candy cane.

Naughty List? Awaiting Santa’s Arrival

The rose petals lead into the bedroom from the Christmas tree that glistens at night. The candle lit atmosphere entices the seductive play to roam free and right. You are completely comfortable to explore each other’s desire to make love. The fireplace is fierce with its warmth from the fire, as stockings are hung from the chimney above. The bed sheets are made with a temporary stay, bring out an extra set of lights to start the play. Wrapped around your neck, pulling you closer for our bodies to collide. The bare skin brushing against each other occurs while the tongues lean in further to glide. A seductive stare implies the motives for a passionate embrace, watch the pupils dilate with a grin on that face. Mount them against the wall, pin them down across the bed, or maybe find a spot right in front of the fireplace. Run your fingers through each other’s hair, noses must come close for Eskimo pride. Teasingly brush your lips across theirs without a kiss just yet, let them beg for it – I’m sure they will start to lose the bet. Prolong the moment, embrace the face. Forehead kisses should start the race. Move with pace, and transition to cheek kisses and chin kisses while moving all over the place.

Let those hands wander, let them run along their neck. Watch out – it might lead into something they hope to expect. Give them a stare, give them a smile – move further down and stay for a while. They will lean their neck over to feel the moment of burning desire. Take an advantage of their vulnerably exposed neck and don’t ever retire. Soft gentle blows across will do the trick, while you run your fingers through their hair and slightly tug quick. Wherever you two may be for the night, enjoy it.

Entice, explore, and express.

Entice the passionate feelings by making them completely comfortable and sexy for you. Explore their body like an artist penetrates his brush against an untouched canvas. Express your sensual side by massaging and caressing their body closer to your lips.

Why not bring a part of the outside with you? Take some snow or ice to glide right across their hot body. Teasingly glide along their neck, across their chest, and along their waistline. Do you dare attempt to run along their thighs and eventually transitioning to their inner thighs?  Always remember to wrap your tongue around the erogenous zones, or hot spots. Watch their body movements and understand what everything is non-verbally telling you. If their fingers are digging into skin or bed sheets, you might be giving them a deep penetrating sensation. You will not only end the year with a bang, but start off the New Year as two distinct lovers in the bedroom. Happy Holidays! No, really, you deserve it!

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A Lover’s Christmas List; Top Five Things to Do in December

25 thoughts on “A Lover’s Christmas List; Top Five Things to Do in December

      1. That is not a problem and it should never hinder your relationship. Try many other alternative activities around the holidays. Do you like arts and crafts? Why not make holiday cards together? Never feel left out! There is so much to do with limited time.

  1. Nice suggestions! Will be glad to follow your blog, it seems we could share a lot of thoughts, tips, etc in the future :)! I couldn’t refrain from posting a suggestion of mine, I usually post it at any site, blog I like: using sites like zazzle.com, cafepress. com, fiverr? They could be a good way to show your works and to help “remove” stupidity in the streets like headlines on t-shirts, fridge-magnets, cups, etc: My Boyfriend kisses Better Than Yours, FBI – female body inspector, etc. Not everything we see and think of should be about sex, right? It would be much better if there were more nice pictures (even of mythical creatures, good photos), good thoughts, poems (from any genre are welcome I guess), etc? I’m allanbard there, I use some of my illustrations, thoughts, poems from my books (like: One can fight money only with money, Even in the hottest fire there’s a bit of water, All the problems in the world lead to one – narrow-minded people, or
    Let’s watch the moon, let’s meet the sun!
    Let’s hear soon the way the Deed was done!
    Let’s listen to the music the shiny crystals played,
    let’s welcome crowds of creatures good and great…
    etc). I hope such lines sound and look much better than the usual we see every day? Best wishes! Let the wonderful noise of the sea always sounds in your ears! (a greeting of the water dragons’ hunters – my Tale Of The Rock Pieces).

    1. Thank you for your feedback! I completely agree. Let’s step away from the sexually explicit and focus on the sensually explicit. We need to express ourselves through our five traditional senses more. We need to live life to the fullest one heart beat a time. Go outside, get some fresh air, and appreciate what you cannot read through written text. Technological advancement – that is the primary concern and problem with our future world leaders. Literature will never be the same and the traditional classroom structure will deteriorate even more. Entice, express, and excel. That is my message for everyone. Entice the enthusiasm to gain appreciation of everything around you, express yourself and your feelings about what you have seen, and excel in a stress free environment. Take care.

      1. Good morning! Thank you for reading! I am almost done with my next blog post. I’ve been extremely busy with the family and working to publish right away. I am also trying to get over this illness I have. I am glad it’s not the flu! Time to take more medication to knock off this minor issue from hindering my fullest attention on writing more.

    1. Mounted against the wall near the Christmas decor, you lift your legs up and your feet off the floor. Feel my fingers run through your hair. Your back is securely placed with no time to spare. Your vulnerably exposed neck, do I dare embrace? The invaluable expressions appear on your beautiful face.

    1. Very good question! Try a kitchen table, a couch, the end or side of the bed, and many other reasonably suitable ideas. Never limit yourself to what I suggest. If there is a will, there is a way.

      1. godgoesonablinddatewithscience says:

        Brilliant! My kitchen table is clothed with dark mossy green velvet…it would shelter my lover while he enjoys the beat of my heart.

  2. I love this blog! And I love even more that you included both couples and singles, showing that the holiday season can be for both:) Thought the mistletoe kiss rules were very cute and you are very right, no one kisses under the mistletoe as much as they should! Great post and loved your poetic skills at the start of the post;)

    1. Thank you so much for stopping by and noticing the smaller details. I’ve been single for six years. When I write about couples, I also include myself and the alternative options that I would recommend as someone without anyone. The articles that target couples are primarily focused on couples. That’s not fair. I am here to write freely and openly about both sides. Thank you so much for the feedback. I decided to establish another blog, Poetically Captivating, to express my poetic side more. The articles can only take so much time out of my day. Haha I am actually in a “lock down” mode so I cannot publish anything on this blog anyways. I hope it will be cleared soon. Take care!

      1. Your material is very refreshing! And I agree. It is important to show the nature of both the single and couple based life. I will also check out your other blog when I got some spare time! Again, amazing blog:)

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