Are you following me yet?
Found out that I’m really annoying? Are you wondering why Prinze Charming always RTs you?
First, let me explain what my description says in French, “Dis-moi, mon ange. Dis le moi tout. Mon cœur s’ouvre à ta voix.”
Tell me, my angel. Tell me everything. My heart opens to your voice.
“17 Feeds. Women’s thoughts. I am not a robot. These are automatically RTed.. Guys, read.x3”
Wait, seven…. SEVENTEEN news feeds automatically re-tweeting women’s tweets? How is that even possible? What the f.. why would you even do that?
Well, let me clarify everything. I am not physically sitting at a computer all day accumulating RTs from every woman that passes through my News Feed. I am not entirely up everyone’s asses, reading their thoughts about life and the men involved – or lack of in most cases.
Now, let me briefly explain this process. I have created a Twitter account (http://twitter.com/PrinzeCharming) that is currently streaming up to 17 different feeds that are being received through Twitter on a daily basis to my Twitter account. Approximately, there are 5 tweets per 30 minutes that have been recently published. If you and six other friends decided to join the RTs, you cannot all use the same trigger phrases. This was accurately tested since 2010, and it may have changed over the last two years.
Well, what are these trigger phrases that cause your automatic RT?
1. “I want a guy who can”
2. “why can’t guys be”
3. “I need a man who”
4. “I need a guy who”
5. “I love it when a guy”
6. “I want a boyfriend who”
7. “Why do guys always”
8. “ideal guy”
9. “ideal date”
10. “I hate guys who”
11. “when a guy”
12. “”he doesn’t know how much he”
13. “I attract the”
14. “why are guys so”
15. “boys make me so”
16. “I don’t get why guys”
17. I forgot what this was … lol
Yes, for the first one, “I want a guy” can also work. It has to be in the right sequence for it to be RT. Therefore, if you’re posting a personal dating ad, I will receive “I want a boyfriend”. The word “who” doesn’t necessarily have to be there to work.
Now, why would I do this?
Women desire to be heard. Why do men always put their feelings first and as their top priorities? Well, that’s going to change. I have created my Twitter account to achieve a personal understanding of women by educating myself while allowing others to see the latest trending thoughts of women on a daily basis. I may have already figured out quite a few turn ons and turn offs, but that does not necessarily mean every woman enjoys the same one. In addition, you will also see me provide feedback on a few tweets when I’m available.
Q & A
1. Why do you make incomplete RTs?
Well, it’s automatic. Secondly, it repeats what you previously said.
Don’t ask why that happens. I guess it likes to re-post twice.
2. STOP RT EVERYTHING I SAY!
Sorry, it’s not my fault that you are talking about guys all day!
P.s. Check my “Favorite” tweets. I did not ask, nor did I compensate these people for providing compliments. They spoke from the heart, as most women do, and most men SHOULD be doing. Am I a feminist? Neutral. Am I a mamma’s boy? Yes. Should you always look at how a man treats his own mother to evaluate how you will be treated? Precisely.
3. Are you a man or a woman?
Well, am I Princess Charming? Yeah, I understand a woman would create an account like this, and maybe post some chick flick quotes as inspiration. But no, I am a guy. Wow, that’s a shocker.
Do I really have to tel you this? Some women like it, and some women don’t … make up your mind! For all those who believe this is spam, it is technically not spam. As a scholar, I hate to quote from this source but it will only get the idea of what spam is:
Spam is the use of electronic messaging systems (including most broadcast media, digital delivery systems) to send unsolicited bulk messages indiscriminately. While the most widely recognized form of spam is e-mail spam, the term is applied to similar abuses in other media: instant messaging spam, Usenet newsgroup spam, Web search engine spam, spam in blogs, wiki spam, online classified ads spam, mobile phone messaging spam, Internet forum spam, junk fax transmissions, social networking spam, television advertising and file sharing network spam.
– Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_(electronic)
HOW IS THIS NOT SPAM?
Yes,they are messages sent in bulk. However, they are RTs for a reason. If a shit load of people re-tweeted you, would you consider that spam, or just a shit load of really nice people? Oh, that’s right. Most people can only handle up to 10 RTs per status. Maybe lower .. but am I abusing any privileges here? Actually, I am enticing and placing an emphasis on the fact that certain messages should be RTed. Thus, I am not spamming. Am I selling anything? No. Just simply block me if you want. Duh .. gee, what a surprise.
Lastly, people LIKE / LOVE what I do! Woah, the only enjoyable ‘spam’ would be the disgusting ham in a can. Congrats, you just lost your case.
Now, a final message to everyone interested:
I can’t let this slide. When I have more than one person come up to me in a single day whether online or in person, I have to announce my rage about it.
Ladies, if you’re in a relationship where you have to question every day because you’re not certain if you should stay with him or not, …. the future doesn’t look bright either.
Just stop and read this. YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT.
Don’t let him continue ruining your life until it’s too late. Show him that there’s a vacancy in the doghouse. Please do that for me. The past is the past, the boy you found a year ago will NEVER be coming back nor will ever be the MAN you wished you met for your entire life.
Your tweets can be seen on the front of my blog page below all my posts. You’re welcome. Talk is cheap, publicity is invaluable!